The 5 Worst Christian Album Covers. Ever.
I got a fake dove?
I asked for a mansion. I’m not quite sure what I’m supposed to do with this dove. Maybe I can just hold it up in the palms of my hands and gaze off in the distance, thinking about the mansion I asked for.
Hello Olan Mills!
The guy on the far right looks kinda like my cousin Dale…or meathead from All In The Family.
Listen to my sweet karate skills
I’m about to attempt to bust a stack of 17 bricks. You can’t see it, because this is just an audio recording – just close your eyes and imagine it. Here we go. Hee-yaw! Oh my, Ladies and Gentlemen. I just broke 17 bricks. Did you hear it? I wish you could be here to see it…you’ll just have to take my word for it.
The only thing missing is a pair of white Sansabelt slacks
I’ve met this guy before. I refuse to be his friend.
I wanna rock and roll all night. And party every day.
It’s good that Ken is by request only now. Last thing I need is Ken wearing a leisure suit showing up at parties uninvited pushing his music on everyone…again.
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Bobby is the founder of ChurchKreatives and the Director of Communications at Sugar Creek Baptist Church in Sugar Land, TX. His background includes serving as a pastor, church planter, and art director at an ad agency.
